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spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

(Source: earthal)

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone